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Ten Things I Hate About You

June 10, 2010 by Cédric in Uncategorized
The Beast

The Beast

I hate the way you take sharp turns and never act your age.

I hate the way you treat slow cars and bikes with serious road rage.

I hate the way your door is broken and that your window will not go down.

I hate the way you growl so loud informing others that you’re around.

I hate the way you play your games and try to lose Denise.

Even after all the passengers are adamant with their respective, “slow down please.”

I hate your need for speed and your broken second gear.

I almost always question your ability to even steer.

I hate that you need water every morning just in order to run.

I hate driving through hump city with you because your suspension is surely done.

I hate that you try to break down and not start on us at the Super-U.

Making Mike and I come give you a boost ensuring your rescue.

But, mostly, I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close. Not even a little bit. Not even at all.

Who am I kidding? I love the Beast. And she deserves the attention she demands. She is my Baba Lours. And I need her.

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