They’re crawling on Denise and Caroline’s faces.
They’re scaling the walls and jumping on to beds.
They’re drowning in buckets of water in the house.
They’re serving as toys for the dogs.
They’re chewing on toilet paper in my room.
They’re entering the house through my bathroom.
They’re casually chilling in my shower.
They’re even in Mike’s play at Etoile de Mer.
And I don’t like it.
For these reasons, I am spearheading the newest Fellow-run project here in Mauritius. It will be a pest control business. And we will be good at what we do. I will make sure of it. Who ya gonna call? ELI Fellows!